Creative Endeavors

Big time open season on 32 bison in Colorado.  A Colorado man, a transplanted Texan, is accused of shooting 32 bison who lumbered onto his Colorado ranch.  He claims that when the bison stormed thru his fence, he had the “right to shoot them” under a hundred year old law on open range.

His neighbors are pretty opposed to this, and suggested that he take up the Amish style of hunting.  This is where you sneak up on the Bison, and then build a barn around the thing.  More humane, and less noise.  Possibly irritated because the animals killed his trees, ate he is grass, turned his land into a “feedlot,” turned over his Satellite Dish, he did the Texas thing to do …. He shot them. 

Which is a good deal, if this had been in Crawford, Texas, the residents there would took a WMD-Chainsaw to the hapless creatures for sure.  Messy, very messy.

While we’re at it.  On the subject of Transplanted Texas Tornado’s and Bison. Every time someone hears a tornado, they say it “sounded like a freight train.”  Bull, I used to ride freight trains and it doesn’t sound anything like a freight train.  I suppose in the “olden days” as my grandson refers to them, they said it sounded like a “herd of Buffalo’s or something like that.” 

Just thought I would clear up that apparently obvious Bison misnomer.  A tornado more or less sounds like a huge jet aircraft, or a group of jet aircraft.  There isn’t much difference between a tornado and a hurricane.  Both are about the same, only thing for sure is … Someone is going to lose a trailer house, beet yo’ last dollah on that one. 

Back to the Bison thang, I digress Y’all (Okie Talk).  The Transplanted Texas Buffalo shooter is now headed for court.  His Colorado neighbors commented “if he didn’t want to live where the buffalo roam, he should have stayed in Texas.”  That is pretty good. 

As Mrs. McGee in third period English used to say … “Let us expand on that thought” ….“If you don’t like Hot Dogs, Apple Pie, and the American Flag” maybe you should have stayed in Mexico.”

Nice blend huh? 

Big doins for Cinco De Mayo in Oklahoma City this week.  Boise Idaho just opened up a “Mexican Consulate” in that city.  Don’t you dare laugh or snicker about that.  This is the 49^th one to open in the United States!

Adios Amigo’s ….. Listen for the whoosh … That distinct sucking sound as your country goes down the tubes.

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The Shooter (Dick Cheney) was in town recently, it appears that he was also in Tulsa.  Big doin’s on the biscuit & gravy circuit here lately, we have to get our man up on the hill, gimme your money.  He, much like his loopy counter-part are blaming everyone for this mess, except those in charge. Funny when it comes time to face the music, everyone seems to out of town (Washington DC).

The Veep says that the Democrats are responsible for the current round of motor-fuel induced suffering in Gasoline Alley.  Bush was on record recently saying the very same thing, I didn’t do it, it was the Congress.  Now as the fragile fabric of the nation’s underbelly unravels we are getting specific, “it was the Democrats.”

Those dirty-egg sucking dawgs!

So all you consumers of “earl,” the black elixir of the moneyed kings of the world, the power brokers of black gold, can sit back and relax, they have the culprits in their gun sights.  They are going to pounce on them like a mad pit bull at a mailman’s convention. 

Cover me Dubya, I am reloading.

We have isolated the problem according to our illustrious NRA Vice Pres. It is all those Eskimo’s sitting on reserves up north, and these Democrats at home.  He also had the audacity to say that:  “When the history is written, it will be said this is a safer country and more hopeful world because George W. Bush was president.”  I suppose it will, if it written by Biggy Rat & Itchy Brother, check Borders.com in the near future for a hard copy or CD.

He also said before leaving T-Town, the economy was hitting a “rough patch” and that “some in Washington view as an excuse to expand the size and scope of government.”  This from a member of an administration that is currently building bridges and roads, in a country that doesn’t have automobiles. 

Rough patch?  How about monumental-humongous-Pothole … When is someone going to come to the microphone that has something to say besides lies. 

All this contrived shortage is about avarice, greed and personal agendas.

THE RECORD SPEAKS DIFFERENTLY.

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