It really aint what you think it is
Two guys in a bus shop are talking,
and he says:
“We can press hard on her rear-end and that should button her up good.”
That one …. And an empty box from Northern Tools
will stop the wife in her tracks for sure.
Two old ladies sitting on a park bench and one says:
“She is Patti’s daughter, she really isn’t all that C-U-T-E.”
Little girl turns around and says:
“Yes. But she is S-M-A-R-T.
Never thought I would say this, but NBC finally got one right.
Tonight they reported that “American’s took to the streets in protest over racial unrest in Ferguson Mo. and around the country.”
They didn’t say “Afro-Americans” they said “Americans”
because if you are from Ferguson or KC you aint Afro anything … You are homegrown bro.
Half of the hill behind your house is now in your living room
your Toyota Prius is buried under 6 ft of rocks and mud
there is nowhere on the street to put the trash can out on Friday
and the man looks straight into the camera and says,
“Don’t worry. This is our fourth time, we will rebuild.”
You just gotta love a Californian.