A Ton Of Bucks …

Pay me now ... or Pay me later.

Pay me now … or Pay me later.

As I understand it, one million dollars in twenty-dollar bills weighs about sixty pounds.  Now this car insurance company is advertising on television that they “can save you a ton of dollars” on car insurance.

Now 2,000 / 60 = 33 and some change, wow, $33 million dollars in savings and I am wondering, how it is that I am gonna pay the electric bill this month?

But alas, as with all things, there is a catch. 

They said they would save you a ton of dollars, not 20 dollar bills.  So you will need to multiply the 33.33 x 20 and arrive at 666.6 lbs./million dollars.  Therefore, a ton of dollars would be 3 times that, or 3 million dollars.


Unless you live in a cave, then you know that the Presidential Election Circus is on television and the entire cast of clowns is there for the viewing.  So you have election, then Viagra (erection) and more election and Ciallis (erection).  Election, erection, election ….. somebody is gonna get screwed is all I can make out of it.

Thank God for new direction, for a minute there, I thought this country was going to hell in a hand-basket.  Our present Congress has an approval rating of about 18% which is about the same as termites. 

Some of these bozo’s are so far out in right field, they don’t even know when to come in when the inning is over and I am really tired of all of it.  Where is Ross Perot when you really need him?

The other night the first speaker of the night walked up to the microphone and then started into his jag about how the the country needs to get tough and all this other garbage.  And then he announced that they could see a light in the end of the tunnel. 

To which another gas bag yelled out ….. “Buy more tunnel!”

Isn’t politic’s swell boys & girls.



Disclaimer:  Events portrayed in this post may or may not have occurred in the manner presented and are for entertainment purposes only and should not be construed as the truth in any way, shape, form or manner.

One thought on “A Ton Of Bucks …

  1. When Donald Trump entered into the pool of fools the other day, what he had to say reminded me of ol’ Ross Perot. Trump said A LOT of things that me personally have been saying and agreeing with since the Perot days, with exception of the US of A making Mexico paying for that wonderful wall Trump wants to build.
    Now we all know what happened to ol Ross, and when I’m flipping through channels, I really don’t “hear” any of those “policrookticians” say anything close to what Trump has said? I mean gosharootie ! I’ve not seen any changes since the night Bobby Kennedy was murdered. It’s the same ol’ B.S. that’s being stirred around in that black cauldron since those days. Don’t give a tinker’s dam ’bout any of ’em tell you the truth !!!

    It will take a lot stronger measure than a wall, fixed fortifications do not work, WWII showed us that. A wall is not the answer, Trump is wrong.


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