Enable distraction-free writing mode, and everything surrounding the editor will fade away when you start typing. Move your mouse out of the editor to reveal everything again. Or you could move into a cave somewhere in The Sierra Nevada’s and eat granola bars until the drought is over. Flush hard, Bakersfield needs the water.
Woodward, Oklahoma, has just been tagged by CNN as the most cynical town in America concerning Global Warming. All the werewolf-loonies in Woodward do not believe that Global Warming exists and steadfast refuse to accept valid science on the subject.
This would be the select group who told their teacher “the dog ate my homework.”
A good read, kind of long, here is the link. Oklahoma Disbelievers
The word is out
Couples have an amount they can spend up to without discussing with each other.
Mine is around $50.
My wife’s is around $643.27.
“We will NEVER have another Bus Meet at ABC, just this one and that is it.”
We have now rescheduled our meet to September at the SAME PLACE.
So the old adage is true, “People who do not learn from their mistakes, are prone to repeat them.”
“Find out if your heart is strong enough and then ask your doctor about having sex.”
Okay, I will, but he has never brought it up before,
(I just know it will just lead to another prescription)
Commenting on FakeBook is really easy, often you are just a cut and a paste away from immortality.
The tricky part is spelling all of it wrong.
Gmail gives you a whole 30 seconds to make up your mind whether or not to send your vile, venomous, slandering, vitriol laced email or delete it. So if you are going to call Uncle Paul a dirty, low down, egg sucking Dawg … and change your mind,
because you forgot your birthday is next week, you had best be quick about it.
If you turn in your neighbor for beating up his kids, will he still loan you his tools?
One of the things I regret in life is the fact that I did not do a lot of skinny dipping with all those young, supple, well endowed, bow-legged women in high-school, and now much older and graduated, wish I had done more of that.
That would be a genuine sincere form of regret.
By the way, “next month is the 50th class reunion, you have roughly 22 more days to find a life.”
So goes Wednesday. The first PowerBall # is 33, the second #41, third is #55 and here is another one you don’t have ……
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