Well HE started it first! It’s not my fault that he cannot outrun a lawn mower They get that from YOU it could not have possibly come from my side of the family.
Here is your virtual greeting for the day … wait for it … Okay. Now get the —- off my lawn. If you cannot say something nice, then maybe it is time to be quiet.
Oklahoma Indians are advertising their casino off the Interstate (Remember when they sat on the side of the road and sold you their trinkets? Those days are long gone). “Luck has no limits, a winner every seven seconds.” Is how the sign reads. So if this is true (which I sincerely doubt) why do we have all these expressions in our social vocabulary?
I am on a roll as my friend Clifford likes to put it. Why not?
The-Old-Truck made it all the way to the gas station today, and it was just under $65 to fill it up! I am on a roll. Called DISH Network and after patiently punching several hundred numbers, got connected with a nice lady who …. believe it or not …. actually spoke English.
They do not have a clue, and they multiply. You will be one of their victims, it will be quick, swift, almost painless. You might not even see it coming.
My Daddy used to say “Build a better Mousetrap, and the world will beat a path to your door.” Funny the things you remember from your childhood.
ODOT which is the Official title of: Oklahoma Department Of Transportation is now reporting that it is slow cleaning up rock and debris on a closed section of Interstate 35 in Southern Oklahoma because …
Now this is rich … Wait for it.
The above is a screen shot of the State Flag of Mississippi you dumb pricks. Like it or not Sparky …The Confederate Flag is part of our culture, why not just leave it alone? It is seen as Racist, because all of you ignorant numb-chucks choose to make it so.
While you are at it, impeach the Governor of South Carolina and every other Willy-Nilly in this country who is currently running around shouting … “The Sky Is Falling …The Sky Is Falling … ”
A little late with my hauling today, had a doctor’s appointment this morning and that kind of set the tone for the day. Another visit to the VA such a depressing place but we will not go there.
Let’s try this instead.
Oklahoma’s fickle weather spirit is again teasing us, kind of nice, trees are blooming, you can walk five feet, before sneezing. But we know that could change in an instant. Once again, Mother Nature is doing her best to lick us into shape. Putting forth her finest effort to make us ready or presentable, much like a mother bear or father bear with new cubs.