Why is it that people actually refer to their pets as “family members.” I hear it all the time, “the dog’s daddy or the dog’s mama” all the while referring to people as the paternal kinship of an animal.
Early in life, much like Lindsay LoHann I found out that I was not a good thief. Got busted early on for shoplifting and figured out quickie pronto, that I did not want to do that anymore. My old man showed me the errors of criminal my ways behind the woodshed. Believe his exact words as I recall were … “I aint living with no thief.”
Man that expression used to literally send a chill up my spine in High School … “Smith, there is going to be a test on this Friday.” Funny how times change, now I see people flocking to take tests all the time.
Each week on FakeBook I see all of these “so-called quizzes” where you are told the meaning of your name, how old you REALLY are, how smart you seem to be or could be. I find them amusing.
I meditate. I burn candles. I drink green tea. And yes … I often want to smack people. Nothing seems to work here lately.
On days like I just had today, I want to walk over to someone and stick my head in their crotch and take a long, deep-breath just like Jack, and let them scratch my ears. There are days, believe it or not, that the life of a dog would actually be preferable.
But alas, I don’t have enough money to buy a fine dog to live vicariously thru, just a pocket full of kindness to make him wag his tail.
Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog’s face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?
One last thing: “Do you ever wonder why you gave me your e-mail, friended me on FakeBook or came to this webpage in the first place?“
Winter time, “in order to stave off boredom you need to create a ritual in the morning, or the evening, where you have ten minutes of quiet time.” They told me that on the news tonight and it has to be true, ‘cause Bill Oreilly or Brian Williams did not say it. (You know that is kinda strange, I cannot spell Oreilly but haven’t a problem with Orally … Wonder if Facebook has a 13 question quiz for that?) Continue reading
Here you go, another post from a non award winning lame blog, located in the last great bastion of good rural living in the Heartland of America.
Creative Endeavors, The Home Of BoxcarOkie.com
The dog got me up again last night. You see, I live in the country, and in the country especially during the night time hours, we have different critters roaming about. There is a large population of coyotes in our area, and they going about howling and making all kinds of noises late at night and often until the wee hours of the morning. Continue reading