Meanwhile back at the cave:
“Wait. What did you say?…You’re predicting $4 a gallon gasoline? … I hadn’t heard that.”
George W. Bush
‘My friends, we live in the greatest nation in the history of the world. I hope you’ll join with me as we try to change it.’
Have not been sleeping all that good here lately, so I did a little research on sleep and the dream state, the human body and all that good stuff. Just finished this article on dreams and what they mean to tell you in the quiet moments of the night.
For instance, If your teeth fall out or crumble, you’re unhappy with your physical appearance and it may also mean you’re excessively concerned about how others perceive you.
If you’re giving birth, great change is unfolding. Dreaming about babies indicates a desire to behave more maturely. If you can fly, you’ve just conquered a stressful situation. If you dream that you’re able to control where you fly, it’s a sign of confidence. Flying aimlessly suggests you’re cautiously optimistic about your success. Last night I dreamed I was naked as the day is long and I was slowly backing into a greasy, cold brass door knob ….. No telling on that one huh?
Fish and chips with attitude. Police arrested a longtime restaurant owner in Acworth, Georgia for selling more than seafood out of his establishment. Investigators said they found a pound of marijuana, cocaine, methamphetamine, ecstasy, five guns and 10 mason jars of moonshine. And you guys thought all them boys in Alabama had all the fun?
Raining here today, a little moisture and that is good. I am listening to the rain rattle on the carport and the sound gives me the urge to go to the bathroom. I noticed that the sound of running water will frequently do that to me, asked my neighbor the same thing, “Does the sound of running water affect you?” and he said, “Nope, don’t do a thing for me, I am as regular as clockwork, go every morning at 7:30 a.m. on the dot.” I said, “Well that is amazing, just like clockwork huh, 7:30 a.m. every morning, right on the money?” and he said, “Yeppers. Only thing is I don’t get up until 8:15 am or so.”
Big surprise here.
Efforts to tax oil companies dies in the Senate this week ….. Now there is a major yawner there boys & girls? Who would have ever “thunk thet?” Oil protests in other countries this week too. Hong Kong, Nepal, India … people got out and marched in the streets to protest (notice they were not driving anything, so much for the India is using more of the world’s oil rumor huh?) and the Spanish are now reported to be stockpiling the stuff. Fearing shortages by striking truck drivers which have also got the Portuguese to join, people are starting to protest the high price of fuel worldwide now.
AAA Auto Association is now reporting more people are being towed under Emergency Situations. Meanwhile in Detroit, GM and Ford are furiously designing a totally new gas gauge for the 2009 model year, with an additional “F” in it. This will be located just below empty for the convenience of the American consumer who seems to be preoccupied on running on fumes.
Rock Hill, South Carolina has had enough of “displays of enthusiasm at high school graduations” and has asked the local police to arrest anyone who is applauding at ceremonies. I am not making this up.
If you clap, they are hauling you off to the slammer. Seven people were arrested by police and charged with public disorderly conduct after being accused of cheering during a recent graduation ceremony.
The nerve of these people, actually cheering a graduating senior, are they out of their minds. Don’t they know that it is illegal to pray before a football game in Texas, what were they thinking. I suppose these portable Co2 boat horns are out of the question huh?
So who is it gonna be?
Everyone is trying to outguess each other on who the Vice Presidential candidates will be. Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid, The Lone Ranger and Tonto, Batman and Robin, Sonny & Cher no longer an option, Tony Orlando and Dawn, no wait that is a three-some.
America is fresh out of hero’s. I seriously wrack my brain, and I just cannot figure out a dynamic duo for this election that is apparently taking forever to get over with. Locating suitable replacements for our current leadership is presenting a problem it seems It is going to be hard to replace “Biggy Rat and Itchy Brother” they have endeared themselves to us so much over the years.
Taking into consideration how much faith the average voter has in the system, we don’t really search out the people with the ability to lead. When you look back on the presidents of the past, it is kind of disappointing to see how many lack-luster, less than great, presidents we have had. We have had in the past, good ones, bad ones, mediocre ones and the one we have now.
He makes me smile … Just this week he announced “I have done about all I can for the American Economy.” Yup … sure have, that dog aint gonna hunt either Dubya.
So I had this dream, and I am up in the air, slowly circling the Washington monument in D.C., and I can see and hear God speaking to me, around and around this ancient monolith I soar, and it is as if I have been circling for a thousand years and I still do not know if I am a Falcon, a Hawk or just a plain old Oklahoma Rock Dove (Pigeon), and I hear the rain on the carport … and …. Uh oh.