Here you go! This is for all of you like George Barenbrock who always had their science project turned in on time. Back in the day, when we were kids, we used to take Mercury and smear it all over a penny, to make it look like a dime.
Then we would go to the store and attempt to purchase a candy bar with it. Try doing that today, I bought a candy bar over the weekend, and it was $1.39 plus tax. My money doesn’t even slow down when it gets to me.